So, I did one of those mud runs (Mudzilla) over the weekend. 
This was me, trying like hell to remain upright and photogenic, after finishing. I am not fast. I am, in fact, embarassingly slow by my standards… but at least I was as fast as everyone else from my office who participated.
Yes, I have a large grease pencil X on my forehead, because… what are you, new?
Your host is a life-long athlete of various flavors, a big fuckin' geek for about a decade and a half, and a semi-serious gym rat for the last year. 
