Justifiably smug


Not for finally figuring out how to swing the goddamned batman in my softball league, though inside-the-park homers in two straight games, and finally getting the ball to the fence in center field is testament to that.

No, this is simply shallow vanity. I’m finally looking more like I want to look.

I prefer the term "Soft-focus American."

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  1. Congratulations for success in your endeavors!! ;) May you continue to achieve your goals & inspire drool from woman of all ages. Lol sorry, started out good, right? Lol


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